Welcome to my silly little place on the net. I hope to hear from you. I work mostly in the greater Charlotte area, but I travel often for a small fee. I became a clown in 1995 after a hospital visit, where I discovered I had an enlarged Funny-Bone. Over 1200 preformances later , here I am. I have 9 different characters to choose from. Click on a picture to enlarge. Call me anytime you need a laugh 704-502-1162




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Come to Charlotte and Meet Scattered the Clown!!!

My Name is Scattered the Clown and I have been clowning around Charlotte North Carolina for 15 years. The excitement begins when I arrive! I'll start out with everyone's favorite, BUBBLES! Being a clown, I have to have the coolest of toys. How about battery operated bubble blowing wands? Finally, bubble blowing made easy! Next we'll move on to face painting. I may not be Picasso, but I bet he never painted a butterfly on a wiggly-jiggly 4-year old!

After all the children have their face (or hand) art, I'll attempt a little light juggling. Once I've caught my breath, I'll blow the kids away with my amazing balloon creations. Any clown can make a 1-balloon doggy, but can any clown make a 7-balloon road runner in less than two minutes? Can he?? Can he?? If your child can imagine it, I can create it. I haven't been stumped yet. I'll be sure that every child has the balloon they want. (Including replacements for ones that have been popped and new ones for the sweet angels that changed their minds)

Then for my Grand Finale - The Magic Show! My magic show is VERY interactive and involves EVERY child. The kids will be amazed and engaged for the next 20-25 minutes. After some pictures, hugs and a sad goodbye, I'll be on my way. No party is ever the same, but one thing is for sure, your child's memory of it will last long after the balloons deflate and the face paint fades.

Several characters to choose from: Scattered The Clown(The white-face clown) , Rob-The-Builder (Bob's Cousin), Texas Pete The Rodeo Clown, One-Eyed Waylon The Pirate, Tommy The Train Engineer, Hairless Potter The Magician, Brett Gordon(The Race-Car Driver), Uncle Sam or Spidey-Guy(not Spiderman). I also offer stilt-walking.

Cash, Visa, Cash, MasterCard and Cash accepted.